kardashy:

i found my senior quote

(via daevstroder)

Timestamp: 1411293368

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

(via daevstroder)

Timestamp: 1411293307

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via daevstroder)

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  • Trackname:

    Hooked On A Feeling
  • Artist:

    Blue Swede
  • Album:

    Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix, Vol. 1 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: spybook, via kvothe-the-sympathy-salesman)

Timestamp: 1411291191

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

(via onnegle)

Timestamp: 1411291123

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: fer1972)

Timestamp: 1411290490

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

(via hancljob)