bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean